Her car comes with a kitten holder
ill take the one in red
i hope this woman lives forever
I love this women
Best reaction ever.
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
His name is Catstradamus Maximus Von Munchenhausen and he is going to take over the world with his fluffiness.
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So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.
Eleven’s hour is over… The clock is striking Twelve…
TH: I would like to nominate Benedict Cumberbatch, Luke Evans, and Helena Bonham Carter. You have 24 hours to respond.
Now you three can’t tell me you didn’t brainstorm to do this white-shirt conspiracy on purpose.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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