hereiswhereiloveyou:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

I can’t even fuckjng French braid what the fuck.

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unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

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leafwhirlwind:

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

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lakirio:

did-you-kno:

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Sounds like “Your mother was an hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries”

lakirio:

did-you-kno:

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Sounds like “Your mother was an hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries”

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

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Matthew Lewis photographed by Leigh Keily for JON Magazine. x

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